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Line-O-Rama: Homer Simpson

Given the fact that The Simpsons is now in its 21st season, there’s simply too much material for one Line-O-Rama. In this feature, we focus on the first 10 seasons. Many of these lines hail from Season 5, but that’s only because any self-respecting Simpsons fan knows Season 5 was one of the show’s absolute greatest. Expect a follow-up in the coming weeks that covers everything after Season 10.

Playing the Blame Game

Line: “It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen. ”

Episode: “Colonel Homer” (Season 3)

Leave it to Homer to always find a way to cover his bases. When Marge caught him the act of trying to help another woman further her career as a country singer, Homer needed an excuse for lying. In his kooky little brain, it’s as much Marge’s fault for enabling his lie as it was his for telling it. This is only one example in Homer’s long history of deflecting his much-deserved blame onto those around him. But to his credit, it’s a clever excuse. We’d consider trying it on our significant others some time, but not everyone is as tolerant of nonsensical logic as Marge.

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