I received this as an email forward. The pics are taken from PeopleofWalMart.com; however, I am not sure who is doing the commentary. It’s great stuff, so I included it on here.

Can’t even imagine where someone would be coming from wearing golf shoes, short jorts, a fanny pack, and a Bob Segar shirt besides the greatest party of all time.
Indiana

Nice wonder-bra. Now I just wonder why you think you don’t need to add a shirt to that outfit.
Ohio

Hey Tinker Bell, maybe you should try pants. Also, if you do insist on wearing your underwear out in public, maybe you should try age appropriate underwear. But I would still try the pants first.
Kentucky

I’m not a mother, but I’m pretty sure there are more appropriate ways to breast feed than just letting your kid swing from your tit while you push your cart up and down the aisles looking for lampshades.
Oregon

That’s pretty “gutsy” of her to just form the line wherever she pleases in complete disregard of the sign.
Florida

Yeah he knows your checking out his caulk and hardware. On a side note, this guy kind of looks like Brad Pitt if he was placed in a “People of Walmart”  photo shoot.
Oklahoma

The good news is he matched his shoes with his accessories, the bad news is that they were out of pink assless chaps to go with his pink purse.
Nevada

Oh sorry Buddy, I didn’t know you were in such a hurry to go shopping for a new TV that you had to haul ass out of the trailer without a shirt or pair of shoes. I’m pretty sure Vizio decided to make more than one TV to sell, but what do I know, right?
Oklahoma

Don’t worry Garfield, looks like you’re not the only one who hates Mondays.
Tennessee

That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.
Florida

It’s true what they say, “The good ones are either married or under house arrest.” Just my luck.
Illinois